i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
When she stop sending nudes
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:
- Take selfies all around the house.
- Eat everything
Or all of the above.
LMAO I did all of those things today. I even did the second one twice .
Sometimes people help others because they cannot help themselves. They assuage their suffering with the kind work of relieving others of their despair and trying to bring joy to their lives, if only for the smallest of moments.
It’s sad that those people go on undetected behind a face full of smiles and good cheer.
Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
Ctfu !!!!! Bruuuhhhhh !!!